this blog post is a waste of time

I suck at blogging lately. I have probably started a billion blog posts about nothing. Maybe I will actually finish this one. We've just been very busy. Busy in a good way. Exciting things happening over here! All in good time Sportfans. All in good time.

I am sitting on my butt right now, waiting for my husband to bring me home ice cream. I also have to pee reaaalllly bad but the bathroom feels so far away. I am a lazy piece of crap.

I have cut back so much on diet coke, someone should give me an award! Or some ice cream.

My students are so much better behaved this year that it kinda freaking me out. They even turn in their home work and take notes and stuff. What is happening?!?!?!

Today in a special ed staff meeting our psychologist listed all the main kids that were on special watch by the school that we needed to keep track of. All of them were mine last year. Not one of them is mine this year. That's a glorious change!

We got iPads from our school district!!! I am sooo excited! I love it! And there are so many cool things I can do with it in the classroom. I found the cutest case on amazon for a few bucks and I am in love. Mostly with Amazon. How did people shop before it?

Fall is coming and I AM SO EXCITED THAT I AM WRITING IN CAPS. However, I didn't end that sentence with an exclamation mark because the onset of fall means winter is around the corner. And winter makes me homicidal. Just kidding. Kinda. Not.

Nathan started school last Monday. He is gone at night. I am sad. But I made him a special "back to school" dinner. I hope he doesn't get too used to me cooking.

At lunch, my team and I get together and vent and tell funny stories and discuss how to shoot house intruders. It's a lot of fun. I would invite you but we are pretty exclusive.

I still have to pee.

We have a crack in our windshield. It keeps growing. I know we should get it fixed. But.. remember that whole lazy thing?

I am watching old episodes of The Office on Netflix and I really miss when it was good. When Michael was on and Pam and Jim were exciting and Dwight and Angela were together and Andy was Andy and not this new character they turned him into.

Some people shouldn't be allowed on Facebook.

I want rollo-stuffed sugar cookies.

This is a really stupid blog post.