my thoughts during the presidential debate

• Obama looks like he is trying too hard to keep his head up. He must have gotten a very stern talking-to.
• Ew I hate that they are being so mean to each other. I am gonna go wash my face.
• Obama is not Bill Clinton.
• Romney don't interrupt the mediator. 
• I had no idea the mediator's name was Candy. When Obama said, "Candy, it's going to blow up the deficit" I literally thought that cnady was going to blow up the deficit and I was very concerned about the candy production in our country.
• I wish the biggest problem we had in this country was candy.
• When Romney said he "pulled together a cabinet" I instantly thought about he building shelves for his kitchen.
• They should have to raise their hands if they want to talk.
• I can't believe Emily and Jef broke up. Why does it matter who is President is Emily can't find love?!
• I want pumpkin seeds.
• I should be one of the people asking questions. I would ask them just how they plan on dealing with the impending zombie apocalypse.
• I would also ask how they are going to deal with the whole Harry Potter being over thing. Someone needs to get on that.
• They are both bad at directly answering the questions. 
• Obama is doing wayyyyy better this time.
• Obama just said he ended the war in Iraq... wait, what? Pretty sure it's not over friend.
• I would be so bad at debating. I would cry. 
• Ooo my friend's are talking about their favorite baby names on facebook. That's wayyy more interesting.
• Too much salt on the pumpkin seeds! 
• One time when Jenna and I were at our friends Sam and Craig's apartment some weird guy walked in the open balcony door and asked to use our phones and then spent 20 minutes in the bathroom and then said his friends were coming to get him and when he left he said, "Well you guys have a great place and.. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!" This was in September. Nothing to do with the debate. I just thought about it.
• Oh no. They are starting to raise their voices and interrupt each other and I am so uncomfortable.
• I feel like Obama tries to end the discussions because he doesn't have answers.
• I am getting really frstrated. I think I am getting ulcers.
• I like that Romney wants to make us attractive. I would like to know exactly how he plans to make me more attractive. I hope it has something to do with instant-skinny pills.
• I would really rather be watching Once Upon a Time.
• I cannot wait for this election to be over.
• I want a donut.