sixMONTHS

Today I have been married to my handsome, stud of a husband for 6 months.

I still feel like a million bucks just holding his hand. 

There's no doubt I made the best decision of my life 6 months ago.

I married my very best friend.

I am one lucky lady.

 

Nathan and I like to keep quote books.

We did it the whole time we were dating as well.

We write down funny things we hear or say.

It's so much fun to read back months later.
Nathan makes me laugh every.single.day.
It's basically the reason I married him.

Most of them are funny only to us, and that's fine

because we write them only for us!

But this is my blog that I plan on turning into a book

so I am including some of my favorites in this post.

So here's Nathan's greatest hits of our first 6 months of marriage!

K: Did you throw the comforter on the bed?

 N: Yep.

K: Why?

N: I was cleaning the room for you.

K: Throwing the comforter on the bed is cleaning the room?

N: I shut all the drawers too!

K: Mitt announced Paul Ryan as his VP.

N: Dangit. I was hoping for Susan Boyle.

N: Raising dragons and building houses are two very different things, Kaitlin.

N: (while brushing his teeth) Do I look like Aaron Carter right now?

N: What are you writing?

K: If I tell you, you'll make fun of me.

N: Yep.

N: You said it! You said it out of your own horses mouth!

N: In the future, couches will change at the sound of a button!

K: Do you realize your phone is ringing?

N: I was too busy watching the naked black man dance on TV.

N: Ouch! My soup is hotter than yours!

K: Or you're just a wuss.

N: If a wuss jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?!

*This is a song Nathan sang one night while we were getting ready for bed and I was grumpy. I wish you could hear the tune, because it's awesome. But you can just enjoy the lyrics.

Grumpiest wife makes the grumpiest life

Husband is the grumpiest too.

They live in a house with a grumpy mouse.

His wife is a grump, too!

Every time Nathan farts..

N: Excuse my butt!

N: You've probably just been thinking of me.. cos.. you've been running through my mind all day..

N: I love it when humans can't know how to communicate.

N: Have you seen me do that to a dog yet?

K: How do I look?
N: You look.. not.. bad..

*me yelling to him from the other room
K: What are you doing?
N: Farting everywhere!
K: Okay, what are you actually doing?
N: I'll tell you when you're older.

N: I wish we were both wearing long-johns right now. And sleeping in a barn.

*singing
N: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Was it you?
It was me!
Than who?
It was me!

N: Okay, here's the golden question... do you.. um.. would you.. have a baby with... double the limbs.. if you could?

K: Did you know that sharks rarely get cancer so scientsits are studying them to find a cure for cancer?
N: We should study cancer and find a cure for sharks.
*this is what happens when I try to have interesting conversations

As you can see, Nathan is way funnier than me. Or maybe crazier? Either way, I am so grateful that he keeps me laughing each and every day.

I love you Natey Patey! 

Happy 6 months! 

Here's to an eternity more!