20 thoughts of a stay-at-home-mom at 4:39 on a Wednesday

1. All of my blog posts are lists.
2. I am doing numbers to mix things up
3. Is it seriously not even 5 yet?
4. People are commenting on our youtube video having this weird, long, role-play about saving teddy bears and I get an email every time one of them comments and I don't know how to handle this information.
5. I had a dream last night that I was on the Bachelor this season, except really it was a dance competition and Ben was our coach. We were doing the song "I Whip My Hair Back and Forth" and we just whipped our hair back and forth the whole time and everyone was wear camo, but I was only wearing my garments. Oops.
6. How did Sadie find the paper towels? Why is she ripping them off sheet by sheet? Why am I not stopping her?
7. I feel like people need to chill out about the Zika virus a little bit. Not people in Brazil, but people here. Let's calm down.
8. I like my nail polish right now.
9. It's only 4:44.
10. I don't know what to make for dinner.
11. Will someone come over and teach my daughter words and help her understand that walking to her bedroom door and yelling until I come and get her what she wants is not okay?
12. I got into an argument with someone about the oxford comma the other day. (She thinks it should never be used). Like a full-on, heated debate. I do weird things with my time.
13. My siblings-in-law and I have a Facebook group message that we talk in pretty much every day. 90% of it is GIFs.
14. I miss when Khloe Kardashian was fat.
15. There's not a single candidate I want to be president right now. I kinda feel like giving up on everything except reality TV and Zupas.
16. I had to stop for a minute to read Sadie her monkey book for the 8th time today.
17. Nathan just texted and said he's on his way home!
18. Crap. Dinner.
19. I got a bunch of clothes for the new baby yesterday and they need to be washed so I put them in a pile by the laundry room. Sadie has since taken that pile and spread it throughout the entire house four times. Every time I tell her no, pick up the clothes, and put them back in the same pile by the door. Sometimes I think I enjoy making my life harder.
20. Guys leave me alone. Dinner.