A very Nathan post

I feel bad because nathan is under-represented on this blog. I'm the one who writes it and I really love myself. But here's a shout out/update/random list of crap about the handsome man I married.

+ He's been working like crazy lately! Doing tons of overtime (which our bank account doesn't hate) and meeting with clients like a mad man. He loves to bring home the bacon. Even if the bacon is cheap because he's so totally underpaid. But that's a rant for a different time.
+ The man is a freaking furnace. I swear he radiates heat which is then trapped under the covers at night and cooks me to near death. I am 90% positive that he's a werewolf. I'm also 87% positive I should never make "Twilight" references ever again.
+ He's all registered to start school back up again in the fall and he got himself a nice little grant that will take care of all tuition and his books! I'm proud of him for always taking on work and school full time.
+ He thinks it's funny to say, "daddy's home!" whenever he gets back from work. It's not funny.
+ He's obsessed with the show My Name is Earl and now he's got me hooked.
+ He dreams of owning his own business one day. Sometimes he likes to lay in bed and make up business ideas. Tonight's business idea was an "at home plastic surgery kit."
+ He loves to check the stocks on his phone and discuss them with me. I don't know anything about stocks. And I don't like discussing them. Someone come over and discuss the stock market with my husband, please.
+ He loves McDonald's ice cream cones more than anyone really should.
+ He never used to snore, but now he does all the time. I'm already having a terrible time falling asleep because my sleep schedule is out of whack and now I get to be serenaded by his sinuses. Although, It's pretty funny when his own snoring wakes him up.
+ He's constantly so laid back and relaxed about things that sometimes I tell him he needs to be more stressed, which would really do no good. Besides, it's not necessary. I stress enough for the both of us. He's definitely the teeter to my totter.
+ He got an instagram account to see what all the fuss was about but he never went on and never posted any pictures. He doesn't get into social media crap. So I was mighty surprised tonight when I stumbled upon this. I think he should be banned from instagram.