Name suggestions for the baby given to me by my lovey 8th graders..

Burgundy, Circle, Nemo, Yackama, Will Smith, Willard, Carcass, White, Warsaw, Prince, Waterly, Sh-na-na, Walk-again, Seemore Butts, Larson Perkins, Boaty, Responsibility, What, Good, Slash, Jason Borne, Fat Guy, Hulk, Harry Potter, 2 Bucks, Shin, Mulan, Hershey, Google, Tomato, Squash, October, Christmas, Jesus, Sagebrush, Pine, Red Robin, Yum, Samuel Barns, Gum, Scoobie, Moose, Beef Stew, Fish, Bladder, Farts, Farts-A-Lot, Colonoscopy, Chilli Ring..

Which do you think is best?
Personally, I'm leaning towards Sagebrush.