Confessions

Today you get to learn new things about me through some ee cards because they are my favorite things on the planet.

 I don't exercise.

 I spend my days and nights stressing that I stress too much.

  Anything past long division is lost on me. 

 I complain. A lot. But only to my husband. And Katie Bastian.

 I don't want to talk to you.

 Don't judge me.

 Nathan and I have an agreement.

 My head is too big to pull off hats. I'm jealous of you.

 I like food.

 So many episodes of Sex and The City..

 Because if they're not scared, they must be in alliance with them.

My road rage make me question myself as a person.

But people sure think I'm a yoga queen.

Leave me alone. No wait, come back.

I spend a lot of time on the computer. And I know everything about you.

I'm really boring.