Letters..

Dear Golden Grams,

WHY DO YOU TASTE SO DELICIOUS ALL THE TIME!?!

Sincerely, 

    your biggest fan

Dear Brady, Bustin, and V (aka Boy, Grandpa, and Spongebob),

Thank you for making work so incredible. I love that I LOVE who I work with. I couldn't survive this year without you. And thanks for the Christmas presents. And seriously V, thank you for introducing me to sticky cereal. Because it has slayed me dead in the best possible way.

Love, 

   Merkley (aka Princess)

Dear Baby,

I am really looking forward to finding out what you are today. Please, just the one time, spread your legs! 

Love,

   your Mama who is only giving you permission to do this once

Dear Classroom,

Why are you always freezing? You know the heat is on in other classrooms. Why can't you be more like them? You should really think about that.

From,

the lady wearing her winter coat during lunch

Dear Moody,

Thanks for coming into my 4th period class and leaving me an "important" note. It kinda made my day.

Sincerely, 

your favorite pregnant lady

Dear husband,

Thanks for being patient with my 900 tantrums a day and the fact that I need to go to bed at 9pm. Thanks for working full time and going to school full time and kicking trash at both. You're kinda the bomb.

Love,

the whiner who sleeps next to you

Dear husband's job,

Thanks for kinda being the perfect thing for us right now and for giving Nathan a promotion with his own office and a pay raise and all those fun things. You are awesome.

Love, 

the woman who is really glad her husband didn't quit in August like he wanted to

Dear Christmas Break,

Could ya hurry it up a little bit? I've got family to see and nieces and nephews to snuggle and work to not be at. Also, presents. Kay thanks.

From,

a really grumpy school teacher

Dear water bottle,

I am really thirsty and I can see you sitting on my book shelf across the classroom. I am too lazy to walk to you. Please find a way to get to me. 

Sincerely, 

a lazy piece of crap who is also thirsty

Dear Marriage,

Thanks for kicking serious butt the past 8 months. I feel like we have been married forvever and every day is still a blast.

Love, 

a satisfied customer.