Deep Thoughts..

+ Sometimes Nathan and I try to debate over who has had the harder day. He says that work plus school makes his day harder. I tell him I have the students from Hell and it is no competition. It's always a friendly fight, but we never settle on whose day is harder. Last night as I was falling asleep, I was suddenly worried that we would switch bodies at night and have a Freaky Friday experience where we have to live each others lives for the day so we realize how hard the other person has it and how much we should appreciate them. I don't want to wake up in Nathan's body!

+ Speaking of Freaky Friday, the Disney Channel original version is way better than the Lindsay Lohan version. Guys, why did anyone ever like Lindsay Lohan? Even before she went cray-cray? She wasn't even cute as a little kid. She had buck teeth. And she was never a good actress. So I am really confused. Remember when she tried to sing? That was so gross.

+ I will never stop being amazed at my procrastination skills. In my endorsement class, we have had a project that we were supposed to be working on for months. It's a huge unit plan based off of literacy goals. Guess when it's due? Tonight. Guess when I started mine? Last night. And it's freaking good. I work incredibly well under pressure. Mostly because if I don't work, then I fail. So that is pretty motivating. 

+ While I was typing this a student walked toward the side of my desk. I didn't really notice it. He is just leaning over my desk, starring at me. The bell hasn't even rung yet.

+ Another student just walked in and yelled, "Why am I so cool?! Can anybody answer that?!" And the few students that are in here just stared at him.

+  I want a cat.

+ Last night for dinner I ate two bowls of apple cinnamon cheerios, a plate of stuffing, and a dinner roll.

+ Hey everyone! Bangerter Highway is a HIGHWAY. Which means you drive 60 MPH. Yep, that's the actual speed limit. Not 35. Or even 40. I know driving a car is big and scary, but I am late for work dude.

+ I wish it was lunch time already. Oh crap I forgot my water bottle in my car... it's so cold outside.. I wish I could send a student to go get it for me.. but they would probably take off with my car. I'm not even kidding.

+ Including today, there are 18 days left until we leave for California for Christmas. I can dooooo it!!!! I feel like the little engine that could. Or like Dori from finding Nemo. And a little bit like present day Lindsay Lohan.

+ We get to find out the baby's sex on Friday. I. AM. SO. EXCITED!!!! It's earlier than we originally thought and I am more than okay with that. But I have this huge fear that the baby will be sleeping cross-legged and nothing will make it wake up. Maybe I'll just eat a cup full of sugar before the appointment and hope that works. Come on baby!! I need to see your privates!!

+ My kids are voting on the sex and boy is winning so far. But most of my students are boys. And I have noticed that the girls vote for a girl and the boys vote for a boy. It's some crazy phenomenon. I should quit my job and study it.

+ Remember that movie called Phenomenon with John Travolta? It was weird. I only saw it once like a billion years ago, but I remember in the beginning you see someone's butt and in the end, John Travolta dies in bed with his lady friend and I remember that grossed me out. Don't die in bed! That's where I sleep!

+ Nathan and I have watched almost all the seasons of Parks and Rec in just a few weeks. I have been told to watch this show a million times before, but I could never get past the first season. I got advice from my brother-in-law that the first season is the worst and to go ahead and just start with the second. So we did. And I am so thankful. Because I love this show more than words can say. I love Ron. I love Andy. I love Tom. I LOVE LOVE LOVE BEN AND LESLIE AND THEIR LOVE!!!!!

+ Last night my little sister posted this on my wall and I laughed for ten minutes. It's such a deep and thought provoking question!! What would you do?

 I said I would laugh because farts are funny but still be kinda scared because I am home alone but then my little sister said the man hiding in my house would laugh too because seriously, farts are funny, and then we would become friends. Farts bring people together.

And with that, I wish you a happy Tuesday.